The child isn’t born yet and he’s dishing out dad jokes?

Either it’s not his wife’s first child or he’s a premature dad and he should go to the hospital to be monitored until the child is delivered. There is a chance he obtained dad power without being a dad yet. Premature dad puns are too concentrated and are hard to control; they is a danger to himself and those around them.

Please post again for more unsolicited medical advice.

– Totally a real doctor.

2hrs 15 minutes? Dang that’s a fast record!

PWAs (Progressive Web Apps) are their own categories of websites and they do indeed have the ability to behave like an actual app. They are much more than just a shortcut, which apple is reducing them to.

On android, my PWA that I developed for fun can go full screen and appear as though a browser isn’t wrapping the page, I can send notifications, I can access the microphone and camera, I can do nearly everything you could expect an app to do, I can support offline mode, I can store data locally, and I can manage my PWAs permissions as well as uninstall my app at an OS level. My entire family uses my PWA, and they see it as an app.

Are there some things native apps can do that PWAs can’t? Absolutely, but that is not the point. PWAs are an open and clearly defined technology to the web. Windows supports them as well.

Apple is refusing to accept that though. They are removing notifications, badges, etc, and reducing them to what you have described, just a shortcut to a Safari window. They are citing security concerns even though other operating systems are able to implement security around them just fine.

The real issue is Apple wants more control over how you use your device and is acting against the consumer.

Donkeys aren’t free of fascism either

It’s okay guys, the party of small government would absolutely never encroach on abusing their powers!

/s

It’s mid February and I’m in the Midwest. In other words, we’re still comfortably in winter and I’m in an area of the US known for having freezing winters.

The high for today is 74°F (23.3°C) . Outside of the polar vortex the US got which did eventually get us to -10°F (-12.2°C), I haven’t seen us even approach freeing since then.

When I go running around the neighborhood this time of the year, I’m usually in layers, not in tank tops.

I don’t own my digital media but nobody is taking it away from me 😎👉

Hey now, dontcha know they mark up prices if you pay with insurance? It’s how the drug companies get even more money!

If you quit your job, the medication might actually be only $4k!

/s

I can’t wait for when medical implants require a subscription so that I can routinely pay to live a normal life!

/s because it seems like it’s still needed even if it feels obvious

You’re going to get numbers all over the place lol.

I’m $70 for a gig up and down. My parents are $150 for 150mb down and either 15mb or 25mb up. They also have a 1 gig soft cap before getting throttled.

A 60ft tall 4ft wide tree costs $4k to remove in your neck of the woods? In my area, it costs that much to remove a tree a third of that size and I shopped around and got multiple quotes too 😣

This makes me think of cackle laughs

What have you done to me, I’m in this position myself too because of the picture.

I’m late to the Nix party. I do the bare minimum just for my at home media server. I guess it’s a good time to get caught up on my Linux knowledge again.

That one was illusive!

In a different comment I think I’ve found the games!

Thanks to the help of the other comments as well as some screenshot reverse image searching, I think we finally have a list!

1. Slime Rancher 2
2. It looks like Persona 5 Royal. Although, I am not familiar with these games. It might also be Persona 5 Tactica?
3. Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
4. Marvel’s Midnight Suns
5. The Knight Witch

Edit: Ope, I forgot to type “Royal” after persona

Ah I thought #3 was Hi-fi rush as well but this appears to be the right ID. I haven’t heard about this game, interesting!

Hi fi rush has skateboarding??? 👀

Taking a shit in the dark, I think 5 is Steamworld dig. I will not elaborate further as I have never played that game, truly a guess

Edit: I’m leaving the autocorrect in

It truly, truly, truly depends where you live.

In my neck of the woods, I can get 1.5 gigs for $85usd a month. In the same state, in my “small” home town (population 10k), you’d be lucky to find 30mbs for less than $135 a month.