Small pop

Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.

Mmmmm forever dogs and Busch light 😐

Your results may vary. Long. Lame. Overplayed.

You’re right, false was the wrong word. For me this song falls under “a tradition is anything that happened to a boomer twice.”

Apologies for the erudition.

711 is already overrun by dirtbags. Now it’ll be overrun by drunk dirtbags? I will drive across town to avoid the experience. Strange market share they’re looking to cater to.

Art subjective. Some like, some hate. Song, long, lame, overplayed. False nostalgia does not make song good.

Odds are high this kid was an insufferable little puke.

THE STICKY SAUCE SHOULD BE DRIPPING OFF THOSE SOFT BUNS. IT’S THE JUICE I NEED TO KEEP MY HOG CRANKED!!

HECK YES FRIEND!!! MY PULLED PORK GET JUICIEST IF ITS PULLED ON A SWEET BUN!!! AROOOOOO!!!

That’s how I use Bing. 😻

Why in the fuck did Biden announce his resignation on that platform?

Love the launcher, hate the payload?

Starlink will never be orbital trash in any meaningful way

You’re right. They’ll be atmospheric pollution. That’s what “burn up on reentry” means.

I’d like to see what people’s reactions would be if we put all the 6,219 starlink satellites in a pile on the ground and lit them on fire. Would they say “fuck yeah! Fast internet!” or would they say “are you out of your mind?”

And they plan on having 12,000 or something each lasting about 5 years.

Do you know what all those puffy clouds coming out of the engines at engine cut off and start up are? Kerosene or methane and oxygen. Do you know what injecting methane and kerosene into the upper atmosphere does to the planet? No, no one does because it wasn’t ever a problem when there were 5 launches a year. Now that there’s 5 launches a month we’re getting to the find out stage.

Same with starlink. What does aerosolized aluminum (and whatever else is “just burning up” on reentry) do to the upper atmosphere? When there were one or two satellites a year how would you know? Now that there’s several a month (20 in the last launch that didn’t make it up) we’ll find out.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of that will prove beneficial to life on earth. But yeah, the rocket is pretty cool.

Take it one further, don’t use starlink.

I thought that spacex was “incredibly important” once. Now I realize it’s a fast track to a more fucked earth. By the time we get to “planet B” “planet A” is going to be a fiery ball of shit.

Don’t fret, I do.

If you live in a world where spear rhymes with prayer.