If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.
If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.
Someone alert Alex Horne
My guess is it’s going to turn back into a pumpkin with her inside.
I have no problem mouthing off to assholes - as long as I’m prepared. When it comes out of nowhere, my brain stalls up.
How do you wash fascism off your lips?
Emo Musk
First time I saw this picture, I didn’t know the context and assumed it was from a sketch comedy show.
Well, did it work?
I haven’t had a problem reviewing after 30 days.
It’s just going to end up on the ground again.
That’s ridiculous, chickens don’t have asses. When’s the last time you went to KFC and ordered a bucket of wings, breasts, and asses?
Sidenote: my phone thnks the word breasts must be changed to breaststroke every time.
Seriously though, brushing my teeth in the shower is the best way to get me to do it.
They keep the warp core functioning.
No they didn’t, this is just a CVS receipt.
You’d be angry if all your legs was missing
So the no-poop-for-3-days post was someone practicing for this.
As an example, I started c/52weeksofbaking (copied over from reddit). Its a place for amateur bakers to challenge themselves, try new things, and share their successes and failures. There’s zero reason to downvote posts there. I stickied a request for people to not downvote in that community. It’s currently sitting at 20 upvotes and 18 downvotes.
We can make fun of people for caring about fake internet points, but if we want to get more people to use lemmy and create content, we need to create communities that feel welcoming.
I said “beep beep.”