Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!
Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice!!
Maybe it’s not crunchy enough
Hawk two I don’t know why but the girl describing spitting is becoming the newest meme
ETA: here ya go
I’d like to be known as someone who “tenderizes meats without assistance”, that seems like a compliment of the highest order
OMG I just had this exact conversation with my doctor!
Harrumphflehgurmphhh
I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend
You mean May 21st at 2:07pm
Edit: y’all I gotta be honest…I’m so sleep deprived I really thought May 21st was like 3 weeks ago. Carry on, please ignore me
Oscar looks like he just crawled out of a well and is about to steal my soul
I’m having one of those silent full body shake laughs over this, thank you
Is this where you find that dark web place?
I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans
It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge
I don’t know how to recover from this
I don’t know how to recover from this
I really thought it was a retro 1950s style salon chair with the big dryer hood that woman sat under for hours…but then I saw the restraints
Hello I’d like to introduce you to my friend Alpine Lacy Swiss, she is majestic and quite holey.
I heard it as I typed it and I regret nothing
And thus a psychopath was born
Well maybe he was just that kind of duck, I’m not here to judge
Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft