No fair you cheated. She clicked an update for windows 11 and she loves Cortana!

I called her and convinced her to switch to DOS. Now you can play Chuck Yeager’s air combat. You’re welcome.

I wish every time someone talked shit about operating systems they woke up having switched OS with their grandmother.

I wanted to like the Tacoma but I owned a Corolla and it’s the same size inside. Not like in a “this is a truck” way either I mean the cabin is like a compact car. Seating position is just awful. I’m tall but this isn’t a tall thing even.

Thing about the Corolla is it had 41” legroom in front at least. More backseat room too.

Holy cow! First reaction was like damn, dude has got the legs for that.

Ah YouTube, the site where I watch a video that tells me in ten minutes what I could read in one. And only 5 advertisements!

Oops, six. I forgot the ad the creator slipped in between minute 1 and 2.

Can’t accidentally look if you don’t have eyes…

Ancient engineers: let’s make it work.

Modern engineers: we need to make sure it breaks at approximately 36 months to ensure low ability to claim warranty while also ensuring the customer believes it could have been a fluke.

Or, roughly translated into engineer speak…”anyone can build an aqueduct, it takes skill to build an aqueduct using the minimum amount of material required”.

I like oats and alps. Duke cannon thick is nice too, and has names like “naval supremacy”, which is cheesy, but I don’t get too hung up on it.

Old spice is off the rails though.

It’s gonna be so fucking rich that the staggering mass of stupidity online prevents us from improving an AI beyond our intelligence level.

Thank the shitposter in your life.

You could pay 23,255 people 43k/year with a billion dollars.

Is there a c/iamverysmart? This could be the seed it grows from.

Cause we out here grindin’

My other car is a zombified hunk of radioactive flesh.