Sometimes relationships aren’t over.
Sometimes relationships aren’t over.
He definitely did not fuck a couch and is certainly not banned from Ikea for fucking a Friheten.
I’m going to link my ID and look up the most mind blowingly vile, while remaining legal, porn. If they want to talk to me about it, then I am going to make them describe each video before I “remember” what I saw, after which point I will refuse to acknowledge it as porn.
Sure, it’s dumb, but it’s fun dumb.
Board game you say?
I could eat.
You are wrong. Students develop independent identity at school. Parents are not entitled to every detail of their child’s life.
God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.
I updooted both of you.
May as well call it “Turn Off”.
You guys can’t sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.
I would also worship this guy’s wife.
Damn. Now it’s that forever I guess.
I mean, at least it will keep fresh in that time rift.
Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
Being able to turn the end of my dick into a water balloon is all the substantive utility I require, sir.
Preferably bu Tuesday morning so I don’t have to go back to work.
We could smash.