They need a third image of someone at a Waffle House holding a pistol.

Windows RG

Lol

I laugh and it does/did(over now) affect me. Bwahaha. Im getting work done and nobody can interrupt with email.

Mint power

I liked that one band before they became popular. That’s what you sound like.

i used to tweak windows to look like Linux.

you mean move the task bar to the side or top?

yep. and a wallpaper too.

Thought I’d resurrect this old comment to say it wasn’t the fault of any DE. It was my wireless Logitech mouse. Left clicker went bad. Replaced mouse and os super responsive again

Who does Number 2 work for?

It’s a lot easier to install and more secure than not having anything. Good option for people who don’t have a lot of skill in this area.

CalyxOS for your pixel phone. Degoogle that baby.

Good catch and funny. I mean people still say Xerox something when they’re going to use a non xerox copier. But we all know what we mean.

Mint and cinnamon is the way. But something happened and i was having issues. An unrelated issue caused me to need a reinstall so i tried mate. It works fine but dragging windows around to corners or sides, i have to grab many times to get it done. The windows lag when they are being moved.

Wet 455 Penguins

Lol yep.

Yeah i get this

I’m with you.

Some book once told me “Don’t Panic”. I think it’s good advice.

If you’re not aquatinted with distrowatch yet, you should pop on there. It gives overviews of many distros. Asking for recommendations is fine too, but DW is a great resource. On an older machine that needed something light, Sparky Linux was fun. I didn’t use it for it’s particular bundling but still felt smooth and solid. I’m assuming you want lightweight since you mentioned a destroyed laptop? There’s things like Puppy Linux but that feels almost too light to me and maybe didn’t feel finished to me either. Normally Id just straight up suggest Mint but you said you didn’t want that.