Look at Mr. Fatcat over here eating out while we’re on the verge of a recession.

“Next time, baby.”

I will never not laugh my ass off thinking about that.

At the time?

“Correction, we have three potato.”

• Politburo

I mean, okay, but how much of anything can get hit by lightning and not be a smoldering crater without proper grounding and such?

What’d you say about my moms?

It’s an unfortunate fact of life, you’ll find sycophants no matter where you go.

Having all the existing connections probably doesn’t hurt either. If your daddy already knows the people who will make your budding enterprise a success, you have a lot lower chance of missing that dart toss. Not zero, but it’s like getting to take three big steps over the line.

Lol you think anyone gives 100% effort to their job? Not even the CEO cares that much.

Yeah but employers want to be the only party who can have their cake and eat it by giving one person the work of three people and calling them ‘cross-trained.’

Me over here with 40mbps taking days to download games.

Nature’s candy in my hand,

Or a can

or a pie.

These requirements are such horseshit. What’s the point of making everything look hyperrealistic at 4K if nobody can run the damn game without raiding NASA’s control room for hardware?

To say nothing of how dangerous it is for pedestrians, especially children. Some of these vehicles have less forward visibility than, not even kidding, a fucking Abrams tank: