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Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.
Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.
In 2002 I was a 15 year old millennial… I wasn’t watching Blue’s Clues
But I am le tired
Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML
The excitement! I bet the shareholders are absolutely drooling! Think of the dividends, woooo /barf
“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”
“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”
“Oh don’t worry…”
The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”
Unless that device is Roku
Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.
Actually, cable didn’t even raise prices this fast. We’ve, unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with capitalism, created something worse.
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren’t allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it’s free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It’s like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don’t worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck!
-Mitch Hedburg