I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
What about my warm water port?
Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?
Awesome! I recently inherited a car and you made it easy for me.
It’s a work experience. Well I’m about to have it as my uniform for a day
I’m glad to hear he won’t “lose interest” in working now. I can’t wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.
A dark fig can also be mistaken for a date
Me on my birthday: can we have butt sex? My wife on her birthday: can we have condom sex?
It crumpled like a house of dominos, check mate!
I got a whooo from the other room when I sent it to my wife
Someone was ready for the 373 max decline
Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?
Looks like the future I want is in the past