We are talking about actors, specifically Courtney Cox. Your weird island idea is the straw man in this conversation.
The idea that she should age in a way that continues your “crush” on her or else “disappear from the public” is continuing the policing of women’s bodies that I am referring to.
Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements