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best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.
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best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.
Early lunch for Konzu!
hahaha
*sobs*
Couldn’t we send out two devices in different directions, wait a decade, have them shine light at eachother simultaneously, record when they receive the light, then send the times back to earth?
What the fuck is… home fries?
the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.
I think i’ve figured out how to do it. The trick is to just have an automation hyperfixation then make automated to-do lists. If you do it just right, you’ll trick yourself into feeling compelled to check off the tasks so that it can repopulate every day. Sneak in the manageable tasks kind of like when you hide your dog’s medicine in a slice of cheese.
This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.
what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this
looking like jerma985, i think
You know what, YEAH, I DO
FUCK language, when’s true 1-to-1 perfect transmission of information and meaning coming out? Get on it, linguists/wizards!
Urgh, I resent the english language so much. It’s so inconsistent and weird and unintuitive, which my dumb-dumb rules-focused brain just does not gel with. We should all just use Esperanto or something instead.
The problem with condoms though is that they suck. Like, ugh, I’ll put on the toque of shame but stopping a frisky moment to apply birth control is just plain annoying.
Give me the swim team hiatus pill I can take before getting the penis brain, please and thanks.
fuck, i neverthought of the gaussian blur thing, i always just traced over the edge with a soft edged brush…
i have a funny idea, what if we dont do this instead
the only weird thing about this is calling it a parfait. Get that slop in my maw now please
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
fuck yeah little armadillo, do your thing
What possible use case is there for this that isn’t a felony of some description?
New law, everyone must be nice to me :(