Cheap land? Where? Areas around me are crazy expensive, and that’s without buildings or utilities.

I call it a Warthog.

Man really doesn’t want to go to prison. Lays out elaborate traps to keep law enforcement off his “500 acres”.

I think you just summoned an Elder God.

The ol’ DMG Gameboy tech.

I saw the video. It closes up nicely and is invisible. It can even re-download the programs if wiped before by the teacher.

Having flashbacks to a certain skit in Robot Chicken…

That’s a thing for many of these comics. They usually incorporate some (often stereotypical) flavor to the characters, usually writing the text as though they were speaking English but with an accent from their native tongue.

Horse is pissed off you were late.

Where we’re going, we won’t need pants. Hospital gowns are very freeing.

That game is a little bit of EVERYTHING.