Pun 10/10, execution 6/10
“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”
Pun 10/10, execution 6/10
“You can’t even ask them to drop the puns—their response will just be Dublin down”
He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.
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Disney’s desperation is showing—just look at their stock price the past 2 years… down 50%
I’m honestly surprised they didn’t raise their subscription fees sooner. Unfortunately for them it’s a double edged sword, which will cause a lot of people to cancel and quite possibly harm them in the long run.
Every single provider just sets completely arbitrary price-gouged rates. We need a public internet service to undercut these goons.
Boost mobile unveiling (10^1000)G network next quarter, capped 7up20down
It’s probably just regular porn the whole point of this joke is the implication of incest from the commenter
Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.
Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?
It’s honestly fucking hilarious how hard Musk has Trumped this company.
People are still going to call it twitter and tweeting because it’s usable in a sentence. Calling it “x” is a thoroughbred-mouthbreather move. For example:
“Twitter tweeted an announcement that it would add disclaimers to tweets with misleading and false information regarding voter fraud”
“X x’d an announcement that it would add disclaimers to x’s that american elections are rigged and Trump and Musk are totally not the swamp they complain about”
“Blaze your glory!”
At a certain point it’s not trolling, you’re just being a retard.
I already got permabanned from reddit for saying “cunt” so fuck that cunt website. I used to lament how terrible it was becoming but, now that I’ve removed myself from it, I’m just watching it crash and burn and enjoying every bit of it.
Soon the website will only be bots and shills and a few people who never say anything even slightly aggressive/controversial/opinionated/crass. A boring, sterile shell of its former self— just a safe space for advertisements.
Eat shit and die reddit!
reddit makes experience worse for users
Other shocking news at 11
Us common folks may not have flying cars or jetpacks yet but this shit is pretty dope.
I feel like Obama either lays pipe like a master or cums immediately, there’s no in between.
R/accidents and r/darwinawards really ground me in the present and confront me with my mortality. Curiously enough I think watching strangers die on the internet has been beneficial to my mental equilibrium (not gore stuff, mind you, that’s decidedly un-beneficial).
Some of them are like finaldestination shit where you literally weren’t doing anything wrong or risky and then bam, life’s over for you by sheer astronomical-chance happenstance—but some of them they def fucky wuckied
Jokes on you, I do both