That house is straight-up modern art. It belongs in a museum.
Well I mean it’s already borderline toxic and deserves to be treated as such.
Do you remember when people started selling faraday cages to “safeguard” people’s routers? So funny lol
I don’t think I’d trust my mother if she had to wear an ankle bracelet. Then again, my mother didn’t need an ankle bracelet to prove that she was an abusive bitch.
Something is seriously wrong with that woman.
Does anyone have a cabbage? Some tomatoes maybe? Or an apple?
No reason…
I have it on good authority by multiple Europeans that Netherlands is a made up country.
Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.
Is it the finger mutation? It’s the cybe finger mutation, isn’t it.
It’ll be so much fun when the Earth gets heated out of orbit by gravitational forces. Just, uh, wear a warm coat.
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We can eat them afterwards.
Yeah I don’t trust you.
I don’t get it, but I do agree that these are some creepy-ass puppets.
Republicans: They’re degenerates coming for our children!
This guy: To hell with that, I’m coming for your retirement benefits.
I say we give them each a nine iron and let them fight it out. It’s the only way to be sure.
Okay either that goose been photoshopped or somebody is going to have a fantastic dinner.
Although from what my fiance has told me, the one time her family tried doing goose for a holiday meal it stank up their house something awful.
You’re usually fine if you’ve got a biblically significant name. Many of those have staying power. Adam, Joshua, David, Samuel, Michael, Rebecca, John, Mary, Paul, etc. not all of them work though, and it varies by culture. “Jesus” is really coming in Spanish but almost unheard of in English (American POV).