Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session
Mads looks genuinely upset that you interrupted their little love session
I once had an enema version of this car
This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed
Mine can be turned around and have “9mm” and “11mm” printed on them
So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?
I don’t think there’s much evidence besides people asking for help on forums after doing it, but those could also be fake.
Also keep in mind that everything on the internet is a lie ment to infuriate you
Birds aren’t the descendents of dinosaurs, they ARE dinosaurs. So yes, chickens do harch from dinosaur eggs
An infinite set doesn’t necessarily contain every number. And the Grand Hilbert Hotel is known for having a strict policy against Tartarus convict’s
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
How to actually read this:
Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)
Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.
Pirates do what Nintendon’t
That jitter is automatically present because different people will get different search results, so it’s not really intentional or purposeful
Having to pass exams vs learning for fun
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
The accident comedy from the post right below
Wouldn’t Orbama make a lot more sense?
UKs former Prime Minister’s face was based on a potato
Silly, over the top gore is a core part of Fallout. Every game after two has a perk called “Bloody Mess” that increases the chance of enemies just turning into a pile of flesh when killed
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this