Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.

Aah!

Yeah, that’s not a mirror. Say cheese!

It feels constricted, almost suffocating.

Some sort of performance improving lube?

Could you explain?

Maybe those alternate history guys had the right idea…

2,790,815.09 hours. (318.586 years)

It feels like it was just yesterday…

Yummy yummy beans

*Replaces it with wood*

🫦

You’re not helping

Why do they not have eyes? WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE EYES

Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

Now I am going to dream about this shit tonight…

He’s smiling though…

Education given to Mr hands

You think they’re gonna read that? Theyll see top% and run with it

New life goal