Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

No! I am the leaker!

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!

Thoughts and prayers!

And apparently the kids feet are in the right place too!

And if they have trouble surfacing they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Oh SNAP!

But but, it makes fart sounds!! /s

Oh I agree, hence the “ours are stupider” comment :D

Like the rest of the worlds shit is any better. Right wing facists are on the rise everywhere. Ours are just fucking stupider.

Italy facists, brexit, climate, etc fucking whole world is a dumpster.

Nice “ no true Scotsman”

Anyway, you’re still not getting it, so I’ll try one more time.

Ever see that “Are we the baddies” skit by Mitchell and Webb? It’s two Nazi officers discussing if they are the bad guys or not after one of them notices all skulls, etc? You know, this guy https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/are-we-the-baddies

No one would probably say that skit is glorifying Nazis. The subs name is the same joke. The “PC Master Race” video it comes from was making the same damn joke. And the sub from Reddit embraced it because, well “Are we the baddies?”

All of this was hashed out once before like 8 years ago (I don’t know how long actually, but my point stands.)

So, to have to argue again (and then get accused of not being “left” enough, seriously? I’m as left as I want to fucking want to be, I’ve stood in a proud boys face and told the Nazi cunt to fuck off while breathing in the sweet fumes of tear gas. When you can say the same you get an opinion)

I’m sorry you can’t get the satire of the name, I really am, as that kind of rigidity just leads to fucking misery.

Hopefully you’ll grow out of it. Hopefully you’ll understand that satires entire purpose is to say “look at this thing in the most ridiculous way and understand how dumb and wrong it is.”

Oh no fellas! My entire reason for living is gone!! The republicunt doesn’t take me seriously!