In Istanbul’s tourist spots where Americans reside, you get it with ketchup and mayo.

I’m only saying this because it needs to change.

I love how this is like Mother, Earthbound and Motner 3. You got the innocent kids, their “weapons” and a robot

In most of the EU it’s against the law to not print out a receipt without written consent.

Just stop doomscrolling. Stop using lemmy, instagram, facebook, YouTube, tiktok… that shit fucks with your mental health more than my abusive ex. You’re always looking for the next dopamine hit, and when it comes, you need another one, you just can’t stop.

Get through a week of withdrawal. I’ve limit myself to 15 minutes of lemmy a day.

Is this considered vegan meat?

So it can get a speeding ticket?

7 pounds = 1 stone… got it. How much rock = 1 stone then? Or is rock more than stone?

Dafuq’s a speeding bullet???

Not exactly. I live in a region with 4 seasons, hot summers and cold winters, yet when I go on vacation anywhere with 100°F/35°C and +80% humidity it just doesn’t get to me. I can walk for hours in that heat without collapsing. My only problem is that I love sleeping cold, like 40°F/10°C cold bedroom.

That’s my dream weather…. Fuck snow, fuck cold. High humidity temps and humidity ftw

sad hentai noises

Huh. Never thought that CAT would one day make a PC

Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

This took me way longer than I wanted it to take.

I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

“All my friends are eating steak and snow…”

Hooy-heednhoi-heedn-hee

YEET

And my money!

So, the President is legally allowed to just kill anyone, but if anyone is resisting, even just saying “if you kill my uncle’s nephew’s father’s roommate and I will seek revenge”, it’s

18 U.S. Code § 1751 - “Presidential and Presidential staff assassination, kidnapping, and assault,” which covers attempts to kill or inflict harm on the President.

18 U.S. Code § 871 - “Threats against the President and successors to the Presidency,” which criminalizes threats to kill or harm the President.