DAAAAAMN DANIEL WITH THE WHITE VANS

This is a beautiful diagram. You should hang it on the fridge. The one with the beer

Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

I love Lemmy’s love for Technology Connections. It just feels so right!

“in seconds.” Ah yes, clearly the best point made for this product.

Well for some… It’s a thing you put fireworks into…

I work for one of the largest health care companies in the US and I can attest that they are genuinely concerned with what Amazon is doing right now.

This is the last one for a very long time. But the next 20 years it looks like Australia is going to be doing all the hogging.

Yeah! It’s not like… a sexy piece of fruit!

You forgot a “pet”! He has 3 heads!

Bruh it’s a Cake song.

I want a girl who gets up early GETS UP EARLY I want a girl who stays up late STAYS UP LATE

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gabe said it best! “The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It’s by giving those people a service that’s better than what they’re receiving from the pirates.”

What about the bill who’s only a bill and sittin’ on capital hill?

My school has a system where you could only choose eligible books and each book had a pre-assigned amount of points it was worth based on reading level/pages/etc and you would have to take a quiz to make sure you read the book. So I did the opposite and I read 3 really big books worth 40pts each and only had to take 3 quizzes which for some reason were the same amount of questions as lower level books. Wasn’t enough to beat the kids that actually enjoyed reading and read a crap ton of books for fun, but at least I was able to get free tickets to 6 flags each year.

This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.

This made me laugh too hard first thing in the morning. I sure do miss clever starter packs like this one.

Oh man. In my fucked up family, this is the Christmas album we would listen to every year. I’m sure some songs were very inappropriate for children, but I’d like to think I turned out ok ¯\_(ツ)_/¯