You know it’s bad when people recommend something made by Google over it.

Only if they start shutting all their services down if they don’t become the world leader within the first 3 years.

Love the shot of him locking his car door through the open window before checking the handle.

Bonus points if it’s about 3 feet long like the one the stoner in Cabin in the Woods has.

It was strange being there at the dawn of time, to see Google utterly displace Yahoo.

We were on conenctions barely faster than dial up and Yahoo’s homepage was a complete clusterfuck of everything you didn’t care about. Weather for somewhere else, celebrity “news”, sports in another country. And all you wanted to do was look up a way to run some very dangerous unchecked SQL in PHP.

Google was just search. Nothing else. And it was so fast. You could have that potential SQL injection so much faster there.

And the sad thing is with phones and browsers defaulting to it, and even the word “googling” (I don’t remember ever Yahooing anything), it’s probably here to stay with it’s terrible addiction to ads and AI. Won’t be long before I’m served glue at a pizzeria.

Not for long anyway.

I tend to agree. The right time to build nuclear was like 30 years ago.

The same people who opposed it then are the same people saying it’s the future now. If anybody agrees to build it, the you’ll have 15-20 years of renewable energy being cancelled because the “nuclear is on the way”.

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

And it passes the Acid3 test, which is more than Firefox does.

The point is not the cost. It’s the cruelty.

They’re beaming electromagnetic waves into your eyes, man!

I’m just glad I’m not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.

I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.

As he counts his money.

Half of them aren’t in China though. It’s dropshippers, so you still get your cheap death traps, but you get them in a few days, Amazon get their enormous cut, and they get to take no responsibility when it burns your house down.

No vibration is a strange choice given that Nintendo and Sony went out of their way to make that much better in recent years.

Lack of trackpad is more understandable. Sony have had that for two generations now, and I’ve never really seen it used as anything other than a big Select button. I bounced off the Steam Controller simply because games designed for controllers feel much better with thumbsticks. If I want to play a mouse controlled game like Civ, I will use a mouse. Even from my sofa.

Plus it’s unlikely to change anyone’s mind. At this point you’re either pro or anti Trump and you’ve had at least eight years to pick your side.

Shit, most of Amazon is that as well.

And the product thumbnails that all look like sex toys.

Yeah, it’s the reason I cancelled Amazon the day they announced that, while Netflix shambles on.

If they haven’t been doing so for at least a decade, I’m sure their shareholders will want to know why not.