TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.
TIL hard boiled eggs can explode in a microwave and that the explosion can be as loud as 133 decibels. For reference sake, a gunshot is about 155 decibels depending on caliber, so that’s one loud ass egg.
Top right is accepting of all fetishists. Hell, we probably invented a few you haven’t even heard of yet.
Well, who doesn’t enjoy a good chin scritch now and again.
Well, you see, when two people love each other very much, they’ll sometimes harvest bee stingers to stab birds to death with before being arrested for animal cruelty. Then, 9 months later, the birds get their revenge by sending a stork to deliver a lifelong burden to the offenders.
I have seen no evidence to dissuade me from holding this belief.
Trump in the blue suit with the grindy lass in his lap.
Tofu
Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.
Most gas-powered leaf blowers use two-cycle engines, which produce hundreds of times more hazardous pollutants and fine particulates than cars. Leaf blowers overtook automobiles as the number one source of air pollution in California during 2020.
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
This list is practically impossible. I can be high or on time, but rarely both.
They’re the vegans of the tech world.
So you’re telling me I’m wasting my time and money on my braces because my kids won’t be born with straight teeth as a result of my treatment?
Hey now! There is no excuse for the use of such foul language. If you don’t straighten up your act, I’ll be informing your parents.
Is it offered in additional colors?
Wife two seems to be slacking or new, and wife four needs a dog to balance things.
I’d imagine that if the universe is truly parallel, then the alternate version of you would be doing exactly the same as you are, but maybe he wears a hat.
Well, I wasn’t planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child… I just hope it’s one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
I’ll take it one step further and say potato salad CAN be downright delicious when made well… I have also had potato salad so bad that it caused me to have an existential crisis about how I ended up where I was, eating what I was, and I had to pause to reconsider my life’s choices.