Now I’m naked
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Now I’m naked
Well they drew those funny shapes on the front
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Hey I’m not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
White people who decided only white people eat potato salad
Worst case scenario, you don’t have to work tomorrow
At a better pizza place maybe
Kewpie mayo is where it’s at
Rest in piss
They do make a mean clam chowder
Pfft, I was already picking my nose
I agree with this dillsack