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Anonymous
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>Install the Linix operating system
>Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn’t move
>Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
>Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
>Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
>Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
>Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
>Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald’s exclusively
>My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
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This is why I always put on my tinfoil hat before I start using Linux.
Just a hat? What an amateur! I use an entire suit made of tinfoil. No government mind-control lasers would ever affect me!
I am a tin foil itself, nothing would ever affect me.
TFW you’re actually the antenna and don’t even realise it.
I tried the suit for a while, but I got tired of shitting my pants.
Change your carbon monoxide detector batteries
You should have installed Limux instead!
nice pfp…
btw op is not paranoid. they r out to get all of us
They’re gangstalking him
yep.
Welcome to the reality my boy.
Relatable.
