Your cat seems pretty tired of fixing a kernel for you. It didn’t sleep for days.

Watched too much PawHub.

is that eyeshadow

I’d check, if the certifications of your sysadmin are all up to date.

kernel panic - not syncing: cat-like typing detected https://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

Your Penguin is in the wrong hands

Kind of hard to hit alt-sysreq-B when you’re a kitty.

Reminds me of the kernel panic Mr. Robot episode.